On why I'm still single....

Earlier today, I had the following conversation with the 5 year old I look after.
She was having lunch while her toddler sister was sleeping, I was picking play-doh out of my hair and peeling the hello kitty stickers off my clothes.


'Do you have any boyfriends?'

'Erm, well, do you think I have a boyfriend?'

'*thinks very hard* No, I don't think you do.'

'*nods sagely* Indeed. *then, (very much perplexed myself...).* why do you think I don't ever have a boyfriend?'

'I think you don't have one because you have me.'

'That much is probably true sweetie, that much is probably true.'



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