Dear Chocolate Cake,
I would like to marry you.
If you have no objections, I'd like to do it as soon as possible.
You're amazing. You truly are, and I can't imagine how I'd get through today without you by my side.
I should have realised it was fate when I found you half price in the supermarket-
It was our destiny to find each other, and you to bring me such joy!
Even as my world is crumbling about me, you remain gooey.
When every other food turns to ash in my mouth, you remain resplendent in your moist, chocolatey goodness.
Only you, chocolate cake, bring me solace, your rich sponge like a pillow for my soul.
Oh, chocolate cake, don't leave me. I love you.
xxxx
UPDATE:
Oi, you, chocolate bitch.
You make me feel sick.
I've eaten too much of you.
I want a divorce.
My dearest love is Boston Creme Pie, but she is too rich for me. I can only have her a little at a time, I just cannot afford her . The moments we are together are bliss, but our farewells are always the same, one sided.
ReplyDeleteYou are an excellent writer, by the way
Agreed! Awesome post ;)
ReplyDeleteLash- not had the pleasure of meeting a Boston Creme Pie, But I get the feeling we'd get on! I'll have to try and track down that exotic delight when I'm living in the big bad city!
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