.....is that it? Seriously?

Really???

I may have just become the man in the relationship. With a man.
So, yay, I have tamed 'the boy'. The boy comes to my house for the weekend. We go to bed.
Him: Yeah. I'm reaaally tired. Didn't sleep well. *peck on lips* G'night!
Me: *startled look on face. Tries to bury naughty thoughts.* Really? Oh. Oh.....Ok.
Decide I'm clearly hideous, or, having had to meet my mother coming over to mine, have utterly put him off. Sleep, and stew about the lack of sex, and resolve to end things the next day (or, if my mother was to blame, arrange to have her shot.)  This angry stewing means I have seriously bizarre dreams, involving various methods of him leaving, and wake several times in the night alarmed that the next morning hasn't happened yet, and suprised he's still sleeping soundly curled up next to me.
You hear that? Sleeping soundly. Yeah. How about that. No sign of insomnia now you've rejected my advances. AGAIN.
(Might have failed to mention the refusal to engage in special cuddles last time I saw him.. he cited it being a sunday night, and the need to get up early to decline sex. He went to have a shower (not that I'd had a chance to get him sweaty) and I (having been wanting to jump him the whole evening) sorted myself out. And I slept very well that night, thankyouverymuch.)
Not really a great start to what might be the beginnings of a relationship...
Although credit to the boy, he did make up for it in the morning. But still. New relationship? Whole weekend together? one quickie? That's it? I was feeling a little short changed.
I made him talk about it. What the hell is wrong, huh? HUH? Whatarewedoing?

• Turns out the boy is a little kinky. Well, hell, that's fine.
• Boy has same kink as me. Well hellooooo sailor*! we gonna get it ON! 

                         (*my kink is not sailors. I'd like to make that clear. Think of the song lyric 'in the navy....'. You with me? Yeah. Exactly. Totally not my thing.)

• Boy and I share more than that. We're on the same side of the kink.    ....oh.

Yeah, brain, that's what I thought. Oh. Bugger. How the hell is that going to work? Two submissives in bed? *imagines tumbleweed blowing across room*. Yeah. Oh. Two doms, fur will fly. Two subs... yeah. Hmm.

We decided to sleep on it. I decided to think hard on it....

I mean... the boy is pretty. Would be a shame to let him slip away.....